April 2012
tennis ball: hmu
Breaking News:
Lauren’s second day without iPhone… not going well… critical condition… More news at 11.
hoshaway:
have you ever just looked at hands and been like
what the fuck
And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees,...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via bowsandkittens)
Story Time
Okay, so I was really really high/drunk. I’m at this house in a really sketchy area of town. I don’t even know who’s it is. It’s about 1 am, and my friend wants to get some CD’s out of my car or some shit. He comes back inside, and the key has broken in half. I don’t panic. I don’t say a word. I just go out, stick both pieces in the ignition, and my car...