July 2011
I had a fucking hilarious dream.
Everyone had little plus signs on their nipples. And so I took a screw driver and screwed mine in. It hurt really bad. There was also a lot of black people. Oh, and when I peed, it came out like a garden hose stream. And then this one chick I don’t like got her period in a white bathing suit.
IT WAS ALL FUCKING AWESOME.
I KNOW NEVILLE'S ONE HELL OF A BAMF BUT CAN WE...
BOW, BITCHES,
BOW
When a sexy song comes on and no one is around ..
contaminationofthesoul:
LMAO
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